Asteroid Hunters Chapter One by Puppyrainbow

The blue whale is looking through space and infinite dimensions for Bluenomium to return blue to Earth which has become Gray! This is an exciting series that will make your head spin with a migraine!

It was a cloudy and rainy day, and the sky was so gray like an elephant without pants on. From Space, Earth looked like a decayed apple. So the President was like, “We have to save Earth!” The Vice-President was like, “Really? Looks like we’re too late though!!!”

That’s because they were both holograms! However, a blue whale that was swimming in the ocean got really bored so the blue whale decided to go to Space to bring back more blue to Earth to make it blue! But the blue whale needed a crew, so it talked to a rock on the bottom of the sea, the rock was made from lava millions of years ago, and the rock said, “You know, there is a special rock called Bluemonium that is so blue, it’s the most blue thing you’ve ever seen, and if we had it, then Earth would be so blue.” Then the blue whale said, “Bluenomium? How do you spell that?” And then the rock spelled it: “B-L-U-M-O-N-I-U-M.” The blue whale wrote it down and then said, “Where is Bluenomium then?” The rock said, “It’s in Space.”

So together, the blue whale and the rock built a space ship using a Blue Rivian truck, first they charged it up, then they went to Space to look for it. They looked back on Earth and it was so gray. Then they started to look around for some Bluemonium. In the meantime, they found an asteroid, but it was green, but they went inside anyway, and landed on top of the asteroid. The asteroid said, “How are you?” The blue whale said, “I noticed that you’re green.” The asteroid said, “Yes, I am so green.” The blue whale said, “Have you seen any Bluenomium?” The asteroid said, “Nope.”

So then they decided to go to a bar together: so a blue whale, a rock, and a green asteroid went into a bar, and the bartender said, “I hate my life.” The funny thing was that the bartender was not even real, but even not real things feel sadness! Even things that don’t exist feel sadness! The blue whale ordered some salt water with extra kelp, the rock ordered some acid rain to take the edge off, and the green asteroid ordered a sandwich.

They were at the bar, and then an electric toothbrush came over, and the electric toothbrush said, “Can I sit at your table?” They said, “Sure, why not.” The electric toothbrush said, “So what brings you to this bar? You’re not looking for Bluenomium, are you?” They said, “Yup!!!”

The electric toothbrush explained that Bluenomium is very rare and it’s deep inside a square asteroid, this particular asteroid is infinitely large, so it should be easy to see, but because it extends into different dimensions, it’s actually hard to see, because in this dimension, you can only see a small corner of the asteroid, so if you find the small corner of it, then you have to travel to a different dimension to find it, which is also hard because there are infinite dimensions, and within each dimension, there exists another said of infinite dimensions, so it’s difficult on multiple levels.”

The blue whale said, “I know but we came here all the way from Earth, and we don’t really want to go back empty handed, you know? I mean, I don’t have hands (I have fins, duh), but to be honest, I don’t think any of us even have hands in this story so far.”

The electric toothbrush said, “I understand, sure, go ahead and find it, the world is your oyster, but since I gave you all that information, could you buy me a drink?”

So they bought the electric toothbrush some mouthwash, and the electric toothbrush said thanks and left. The blue whale said, “What should we do?” The green asteroid said, “Bluenomium is hard to find, and it could basically be anywhere in space, and within different infinite dimensions within different infinite dimensions! And as an asteroid I’ve been flying around like millions of miles and light years already!”

The blue whale thought about it and said, “It’s true, just the three of us looking for it will take a long time, and even if we split up, it will still take a long time. But what if we made infinite copies of ourselves? Would that speed things up?”

Then the first copy of the blue whale came over and said, “Please don’t make any more copies, because each copy replicates the sadness-ness exponentially and actually it gets exponentially sadder so the sadness would saturate the bodies of the copies and they would explode so it won’t work, but it’s a good idea though, but in this reality, good ideas die all the time, because in this reality, the sadness paricles are too strong.”

The the original blue whale said, “But what about…”

END OF Chapter 1, stay tuned for the next story!!!

What will the original blue whale say? What will happen to the blue whale clone? what even is going on in the first place????